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š Weāve Hit $2.5M in Annual Revenue ā Hereās How
Hereās how we've set ourselves apart from the competition, the tools we use to accomplish this, and how you can start your own thing TODAY!!!!
A few years back, I shared a transparent, step-by-step growth story. Since then, our projects have skyrocketedāto a combined revenue of now over $2.5 million a year.
Hereās how we did it:
1. We leveraged local service businesses.
Not flashy appsāthink cleaning, landscaping, painting, auto detailingāthe kind of services that rely on local trust. Most competitors are stuck in the Stone Age: no online booking, poor websites, clunky payment systemsā¦we felt it was low-hanging fruit.
Turns out we were right.
2. We disrupted with tech.
Online booking with instant credit card checkout, polished websites, mobile tracking, gift cards, recurring schedules, text message reminders, email nurturing sequences⦠We made our service feel more like Uber than a local mom-and-pop shop.
Turns out we were right.
3. We created a 30-day launch roadmap
No fluff, no fillerājust a lean, action-first strategy:
Week 1: Choose your niche, map competitors, design your brand & website.
Week 2: Nail your pricing, build your booking flow, set up your sequences.
Week 3: Set up your marketing platformsāYelp, Adwords, Thumbtack
Week 4: Integrate payments, launch strategy, land your first clients.
Turns out we were right.
A one-month sprint from idea to revenue. Total startup costs? About $100ādomain, hosting, theme, booking software.
š Letās Get to It ā The 12 Strategies That Actually Worked to hit our first $2.5 M year
When we hit our first $2.5M per year, it wasnāt luckāit was optimization. Here are the 12 proven strategies that supercharged our growth. Steal them and scale your own business faster!
š„ 1. Use More Images
People donāt read long blocks of text online. Period.
Your customers skim, so we let photos do the talking. Images set the mood, highlight our service, and help people āget itā at a glance.

š¬ 2. Use More Videos
Video makes you look 10X more trustworthy than text ever could.
We add short, authentic clipsāfrom 30-second testimonials to full stories. Visitors feel more engaged and more connected.

š 3. Borrow Credibility
Stop hiding your credibility on some inner page.
When youāve been featured or mentioned elsewhere, put those logos front and center. Customers recognize them and instantly trust you more. See where we showcase our logos.

š§ 4. Answer Objections Early
Every visitor has silent questionsāso answer them before they leave.
A few simple symbols or short bullet points can knock down objections and keep visitors moving toward checkout. Hereās how we do it.

š 5. More Human Faces
No one bonds with a mop.
People connect with people. Fill your page with friendly, real human faces. It builds emotional connection and keeps visitors engaged all the way down the page. Take a look at how we do this.

š§ 6. Start Checkout Above the Fold
Your most valuable real estate is what customers see without scrolling.
Start the booking process immediately at the top of the page. Treat your homepage like an icebergāassume most people will only see the tip. Get them started before they bounce!

āļø 7. Short, One-Page Checkout
The shorter your checkout form, the higher your conversion.
Every extra question can drop your conversion rate. We cut it down to a simple one-page checkout thatās as painless as possible. Why? Fewer hurdles = more sales.

šØ 8. Better Design & UX
Your website is your speedboat, not a leaky dinghy.
We compete by creating a beautiful, intuitive, fast-loading site that feels way better than the local competition. Speed, branding, and usability all make your company look like a serious player.

ā 9. External Reviews Brought On-Site
Never let customers leave your site to read reviews.
We pull in trusted third-party reviews so customers can do all their research right on the page, removing one more reason to click away.
šø 10. Upsells & Add-ons
Why leave money on the table?
Offer complementary extras at checkout. A quick āWould you also likeā¦ā can grow your average order value without any extra marketing.

š¬ 11. Cart Abandonment Emails & Discounts
Got a leaky checkout funnel? Patch it.
If someone enters their email but doesnāt finish booking, our automated emails remind them to complete the sale (sometimes with a discount). Follow-ups like this often turn lost customers into paying customers.
š§ 12. Exit Popups & Email Capture
Email is our most powerful marketing tool, hands down.
Before they bounce, a friendly popup asks for their email. Why? Because one well-crafted follow-up can do more than all your ads combined. Capture emails before they leave and keep the conversation going.

Itās not easy but it work
Margins? Typically 30ā50%.
Shared it with a bunch of people and for those who did it, the payoff has been life-changing. Think in the hundreds of millions of dollars.
Key Takeaways
Local markets are ripe. Most competitors are offline or outdated.
Use tech to differentiate. Booking, payments, trackingāmake it seamless.
Keep it lean & fast. Launch in a month, invest ~$300.
Expect recurring revenue. The opportunities are real.
Scale happens fast. Even part-timers have built millionādollar businesses.
Want in?
If you're itching to launch a real biz this year, follow the roadmapāspend just an hour daily, build momentum, and put real systems in place in a local service space.
Want us to do it for you?
Ready for clarity and action? Letās do it.
Weāll help you go from zero to launch in 30 days. Literally thereās nothing else on the planet. For $97 weāll set everything up for you and youāre ready to launch.
Click to watch this video, sign up, and schedule a call instantly with me.
Letās gooooo!